The Romeo Dildo (image censored for modesty)

Named after the most charming lover of all time, this little dildo will raise great expectations like no other toy currently on the market. Discretely wrapped in soft, pink paper, with an individualized line of elegant Shakespearean poetry written on the back of the package, this perfect gift will arrive in your box (postal) within 4 to 14 working days.

Size is a sensitive topic, and many gentlemen understandably prefer to keep theirs a secret. Here at Romantic Toyz, we also avoid vulgar displays of manly tumescence. Therefore, we have not based Romeo’s appendage on the unique charms of men like Danny D., Rocco Siffredi, or even Ron Jeremy (for the older audience members out there). In fact, due to our environmentally friendly, ultra recyclable, never-_too-little-rubber policy – we have reduced Romeo’s original ‘charms’ by a whopping 32% in recent years. We’re happy, and we know you’ll be too [awkward, tight smile].

Romeo is what the staff here in the office like to call a ‘mind-fu*k.’ In simple terms, this means that he’ll be occupying your thoughts from morning to night – in a good way, obviously. Yes, ladies (and a few gents), you’ll be imagining ivy-clad, moonlit balconies and, yes, a man in body-hugging, flesh-coloured stockings endlessly stroking his mandolin just for you. The antic-i-pation for what comes next … will blow your fabulous minds.

Why wait? Order your little Romeo today for just 68.99. It will bring you to the edge of a new world.

Terms & Conditions _{[& warnings].}

The Romeo is battery operated and generally quite safe, but may cause minor burn marks if used for an extended period of time. Romantic Toyz accepts no legal responsibility for any below-the-waist injuries.

11cm is enough to reach (just about) any clitoris or prostate, so No returns will be accepted on this basis without medical proof of a pre-existing, over-sized orifice (we double dare you!).

A small percentage of the toys have been voiced by a male South African actor. Some complaints have also been filed regarding Hamlet’s “to be or not to be” soliloquy – especially from “unsatisfied” users.

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